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[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 122 points 4 days ago (19 children)

what? I thought Vance was hetro-sectional

[–] errer@lemmy.world 77 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Pretty sure he’s bi-sectional

[–] IncogCyberSpaceUser@piefed.social 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I don't understand what the couch is trying to say.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When you change nobody or to and believes you.

Jokes aside it's referring to people who don't believe in bisexuality. Changing "Men OR women" to "men AND women"

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don’t dead open inside

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The couch said he had an affair with the side table!A circular side table with a glass top, and weird ball-on-a-post rising above it.

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[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Yeah, JD bottomed. No doubt.

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I didn't know JD Vance identifies as bi, but I still assumed they fucked at some point.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He does not identify as bi.

As with the whole couch meme, we’re just conjuring things out of nowhere by saying them online.

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 days ago (13 children)

Denial doesn’t work here, JD.

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[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

No, I think somebody else explained he's bi-sectional

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't get it. Who are these normies who give one single fuck about JD Vance? To be clear, MAGA are not normies.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It's not that they care about him, they just don't enjoy thinking about either of them having sex with anyone, never mind each other. It's not a great image.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fake news Thiel ain't a couch.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Are you sure about that?

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JD is fully closeted, and thiel is still down low, dont think hes truley out.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Peter Thiel is openly gay lol

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He got outed by gawker and then proceeded to end their bloodline.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What???

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah ok, I don't know, maybe 20 years ago he wasn't openly gay. Well it appears to be the case, but kinda makes sense, Silicon Valley is still toxic, but it was probably even more toxic in 2k

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I got psychic damage reading that fucking headline. XD

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Probably together with Alt-Man too.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago

I get all my news from memes ✨ 💅✨

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JD is bi? Is that why he likes to fuck couches?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 2 days ago

These dudes will fuck anything as long as it doesn't consent.

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I always wondered when Thiel topped Vance, did he force JD to wear makeup?

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[–] notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah Conservatives aren't ‘normies’ mate.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Hey now, all genders and sexual orientations can enjoy being in drag.

Unless this is referring to something else.

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