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My life is falling a part beer.
The I am going to fight everyone in the bar beer.
I just got rid of the body beer.
I just saw a stripper shoot out ping pong balls with Cotton beer.
Told my family I was getting milk beer.
The inappropriate funeral beer.
The "my favorite sportball team is playing" beer.
The beer for gurgling after brushing teeth
Absolutely none of these things aren't improved by it being a lemonade, iced tea or a delicious Arny Palmy
A bit ritzy but the first beer after a full ski day is straight buzzin.
The "it's been too long since we've got together, we just sat down and your friend is going to explain the rules to this game" beer
And, since it is the season
"First beer of the season on opening day at the Ballpark" beer
The "I'm starving and just spent the last of my change on this" beer.
The movie theater beer, if you've never experienced a good movie while slightly buzzed do yourself a favor and try it, you can even pre game a bit to avoid paying too much at the theater concession.
Similar to their concept of the post-yardwork, let me introduce "the 'miring", the beer you have after completing some DIY project, drunk in silent contemplation of the result.
Partner: "All done love?" Me: "Yep, just having a 'miring. Be with you in a minute."
The "I've just spent 14 days in the bush digging holes and staying in a dry camp" beer hits like a fucking freight train. You're exhausted, been craving beer for weeks, and your muscles ache. It's consumed after a hot shower, a shave, and some scrubbing to try and get the dirt out of the fold of your neck. It's all that is cold (but also warming!) bubbly goodness
The Shower Beer
The Friday work is over and I'm not doing anything else productive the rest of the evening beer
The after the first bite of fresh pizza beer
The just got into the stadium beer
One time, on a trail nearby the big music festival in town, I ran into a coworker, his partner, and his friend and his partner. They were standing by a huge bush and they asked if I wanted a beer. I don’t normally drink beer but I said sure and he went into the bush and brought out a Busch for me.
Apparently they were just avoiding the high costs inside the festival lol
Just wrapped up a week long home renovation project beer. Delicious.
For me though, replace the 'beer' with 'water'
Just took the dog for a walk beer
At first I read "bear."
This is very particular to me but the 3-4am just finished writing for 8 hours beer.
The "i hope this time, something good will happen" beer
The “I gotta work early tomorrow but fuck it” Beer
The first beer of a planned giant session where everyonein a friend group is meeting up for a fun weekend together, usually in a different place, maybe around a purpose like see a game.
I don't think I've seen this one specifically, the I've partied all night taking substances and waited till the liquor stores opened to buy beer, for the rest of the day partying.
Only done that one a few times but it's a damn good beer. Mean unless you just want more substances, sometimes but to be honest that's the first good beer I ever had was that beer. I never enjoyed it much before that time. Was a corona of all things heh but been up for over a day so whatever.
More of a honey lager type overall or a good stout, which I have trouble finding beyond Guiness but still got many small breweries to check out. Not that I don't like Guiness but there must be something similar that's not Guiness. Just enjoy new tastes, often more than I enjoy the actual taste heh.
The "just opened" beer, no matter the circumstances.
The "I'm going to drink regardless but I need to fabricate a reason" beer
Home alone, finished cleaning beer
The "just read something uniquely ridiculous online but it's plausible enough that I feel like it needs a dumbed-down response or the person who made it won't understand why it's so ridiculous" Beer.
When we play a live music show and have that first beer after walking off stage. We play smaller bars so it’s not an arena or anything but wow does it always hit the hardest.