The free "bartender accidentally poured a mistake" beer.
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The "I've just spent 14 days in the bush digging holes and staying in a dry camp" beer hits like a fucking freight train. You're exhausted, been craving beer for weeks, and your muscles ache. It's consumed after a hot shower, a shave, and some scrubbing to try and get the dirt out of the fold of your neck. It's all that is cold (but also warming!) bubbly goodness
The "It's hot, I'm thirsty and should drink water but there's only beer available" beer.
This is very particular to me but the 3-4am just finished writing for 8 hours beer.
those beers are a necessity for grad school. I do a metric fuckton of technical reading and writing. The "Fuck you, braincells, slake your thirst in a sea of alcoholic foam and recall what it's like to be human again" beer hits hard.
i also call it the "If I tilt my head, my brains will pour out my ears beer"
It's that or a mind melting dab rip that immediately transitions me out of the mentality required for all that writing. Isn't it lovely how self destructive higher education can be? Lmao
The “I gotta work early tomorrow but fuck it” Beer
When we play a live music show and have that first beer after walking off stage. We play smaller bars so it’s not an arena or anything but wow does it always hit the hardest.
- "this fucking pipeline finally works" beer
- "Congratulations on the acceptance of your manuscript..." Beer
- Post Dark Souls/Elden Ring boss kill beer
- Dark Souls/Elden Ring boss killed me beer
- post 10k, "I EARNED THIS" beer
The "I don't like beer" beer.
I do the exact opposite of that one: the "I no longer drink alcohol but I still love the taste" nonalcoholic beer 😁
The "I'm the first at the pub and waiting for everyone else beer."
That one bottle in a Serbian farmers ass in 1985 that hit so hard a country collapsed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident
The "just read something uniquely ridiculous online but it's plausible enough that I feel like it needs a dumbed-down response or the person who made it won't understand why it's so ridiculous" Beer.
This is a very particular beer, but the “after hauling and securing a boat at 2am with your boss because you’re a tide dependent yard” beer. Those were my favourites.
Seriously though, anytime we had a haul outside of regular working hours we’d all go sit in the back after and have a beer or pop or whatever and shoot the shit. It was nice times.
The "I just woke up and am thirsty" beer.