Not that I'm looking for advice on stealing gasoline from people, but doesn't like every car made for the last 20 years have a mesh or something that blocks you from snaking a rubber hose into the tank?
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A lot of the doors are also locked as well. Cant open unless the key is inside the car or pop it manually with a button.
Yeah, a lot of the time the fuel door either locks with the regular doors or they require pulling a lever in the cabin. That being said, people forget to lock their doors sometimes, and I can't imagine the latch is that strong.
Can confirm, I successfully broke the latch in family car by smashing the fuel door too hard.
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Not that I’m looking for advice on stealing gasoline from people
Whew, for a moment there I was getting a little suspicious... 🤔 (/s)
Yeah there's a lot of things in place to prevent this, however most gas tanks are plastic now and one could easily punch a hole and drain it that way.
It’s seems like anyone doing this kind of thing wouldn’t have the discipline or forethought to transfer the gasoline from a large shallow pan you would have to fit under the car, to an actual canister you could transport effectively. Resulting in a lot of waste and damage for very little profit.
What you do is have a tube with an end that fits the hole you melt, connected via a little pump to your jerrycan. Bob's your uncle.
At least, if I was doing it, like a prick who did not care about damaging someone's car, that would be how.
I dontthink they do, and you should try it
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I've heard it's possible to get teleported here against your will.
With special teleportation potions.
I need proof. Maybe about 80.
Only if you get stuck in the buffer.
Gasoline is a central nervous system destroyer. Never siphon gas this way.
Also, nice tits.
I unfortunately tried this as a teen. Didn't work, and you would have to breathe in the entire tube of vapor before you can expect to get any liquid out. Was instantly nauseous and had a headache for a few days. Everytime I see an actor do this I get pretty triggered. What a strange trope.
Uhh... you aren't supposed to inhale it.
You suck the air into your mouth, then evacuate that out your nose.
Repeat, until fuel in mouth.
If you'd like to show me how to do, I'll gladly watch that video. I'd recommend a vintage gasoline from the late 2000s, diesel if you're nasty.
I mean... No?
I'm going to be shallow and judgemental here, and guess you are at least a generation younger than I am.
I grew up in the 80s, and had to siphon gas many times between cars and motorcycles and lawnmowers and whatever else. And yes, that includes diesel.
Its not rocket science, but I can understand the confusion if you haven't had to do it before.
I've found that a lot of people literally don't know how to do this. There's a significant percentage of people out there drinking from straws with their goddamn lungs
Man, we’ve been doomed for a long time, haven’t we.
Watched my dad do it once. Sucked until he hit gas and spit it out, wild shit.
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If it's going to be a skill issue just use this
You can also shove the tube almost all the way into the tank, cover the end with your thumb, and then pull it out a foot or so, and start the siphon that way. Assuming the tank is relatively full, that is.
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Agreed. Nice tits.
Agreed. It’s much safer and less conspicuous to produce negative pressure in your rectum
I’ve been wondering if putting most of the tube in the tank and then covering up the hole with your thumb would be adequate in pulling up liquid to begin the siphon process.
So you have time to wash several cars as a lovely surprise for their owners. As a bonus, your presence will deter theives who would steal from members of your proletariat community. Instead you can encourage them only to steal from faceless tax dodging corporations, billionaires and landlords.
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Someone where I used to live was murdered while trying to steal propane.
Shits wild, yo.
They should've known better than to cross Hank.
That's an awesome GIF, but it's not showing up in either Lemmy.World or PieFed - I've noticed that tenor lately is problematic.
This version works though:
You mean I’m out here clipping catalytic converters when the easy money is in gasoline? Shoot!
Fun fact it is actually legal to steal gasoline as long as your boobs are out.
Why the fuck would you drink another persons gasoline
Gasoline has something like 3.5 million calories per gallon. That's enough to last the drinker a lifetime!
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Do it in an upper class neighborhood at least.
Older cars are the only ones susceptible to this, and those aren’t generally driven by the types of people who can easily afford more gas.
Where's the fucking fuel hole on a Tesla? Please hurry.
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We used to have security guards patrolling the parking lot at the small theater that I worked at. I’m guessing that’s not happening anymore though because profits.
When I was a teen, the local movie theater became known as the location for the most car thefts in the city. Next to the mall there was an on ramp that led to three different highways, so by the time they came out from the movie, their car could be two hours away in ANY direction.
I always drove jalopies, so my car was always safe.
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People exiting movie theater every 10 minutes
France is bacon
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