I did not give consent to be touched.
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Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account
since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff... and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them...
Between what?
Between what?
god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Shouldn't we get to know each other first?
At least take me out to coffee first...
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!
cd stomach && ls -a
cd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopie
cd ..
pwd
ls
ls -a
du -dh --max-depth=2
rm -rf appendix
echo hello world
cd ~/ ^C
rm -rf /*
^D
This incident will be reported.
From what logs?
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unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep
we don't unzip, we tar
I use the mnemonic "extract ze file" for tar -xzf
tar -xcvf file.tar.gz /dev/random
would tar --help count
It should, as long as you don't try to abbreviate it as tar -h though... the short form is tar -? which illustrates the joke nicely
Since a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it's worth a shot.
what? 3 seconds for "tar --help"???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
*boom*
lol that happens when I type in my phone, and my bad I was stupid enough to not read at most.
They also failed to read "at most".
Is
man tar
a Tar command or a Man command?
man command
I'd use tar -help and we'd all die
Probably not, the double-dash long commandline option is a GNU extension and isn't guaranteed to work with every tar implementation.
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