memes

"I'm arriving",haha

That one got me.

Almost. Almost. Almost....

There we are...

Oi, quite right. Quite right indeed! Carry on gov-na.

This is simply incorrect, the guidelines approved and enforced since Victorian times is the man kneels before the woman sat on the bed, they hold hands, the lights go out for a minute, then come back on and she is now with child.

Anyone found breaching said guidelines are roundly shunned through heavy tutting.

Hate me all you want but I have a thing for women with a cockney accent

I have pinnacled! I dare say!

Hold tight now

Nearly at the station

Well then, Bob's your uncle.

Love me a good snogging while rogering.

do you desire this, you fiddle stick muppet?

Now that is tickety-boo

Shall I put the kettle on then?

~~sex~~

Horizontal jogging

You can tell this isn't real. Spiffing wasn't mentioned.

I will admit, as a brit, that my automatic reaction to being startled is "Good Lord!"... 🧐

Now we know

Does she... go?

Wait... Is it really not just:

"Oi oi oi oi oi! Have a biscuit ya cunt!"

Textbook intercourse

Omg... do Americans say Toosday ?

Married a brit can confirm