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[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 98 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Almost. Almost. Almost....

There we are...

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago

tally ho what what

[–] drre@feddit.org 39 points 1 week ago
[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)... she's quite fond of it!

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oi, quite right. Quite right indeed! Carry on gov-na.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is simply incorrect, the guidelines approved and enforced since Victorian times is the man kneels before the woman sat on the bed, they hold hands, the lights go out for a minute, then come back on and she is now with child.

Anyone found breaching said guidelines are roundly shunned through heavy tutting.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I misread that as the man kneels, before the woman shat on the bed.

Some traditions never change

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

James Joyce has subscribed to your newsletter.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

The Anglo-Saxons are just low Germans after all

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Well then, Bob's your uncle.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

how's that for a slice of fried gold?

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Love me a good snogging while rogering.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago

Now that is tickety-boo

[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 24 points 1 week ago

Hold tight now

Nearly at the station

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

do you desire this, you fiddle stick muppet?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No British person speaks like this. You, you, you nincompoop!!!
Cor blimey, guvnor, I done gone and said the only swearword that's frowned upon!!!

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[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Hate me all you want but I have a thing for women with a cockney accent

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[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

~~sex~~

Horizontal jogging

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some of the old in-out, in-out.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Peepee friction pleasure

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[–] domusaltera@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I will admit, as a brit, that my automatic reaction to being startled is "Good Lord!"... 🧐

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 15 points 1 week ago

I have pinnacled! I dare say!

[–] blorgnis@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Now we know...

NOW WE KNOW

NOW WE KNOW!!!

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Married a brit can confirm

[–] DarkerRadical@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sounds like that involves a few paper cuts

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Shall I put the kettle on then?

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

Fancy a cuppa

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[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nudge nudge, know what I mean?

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Say no more, say no more.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wait... Is it really not just:

"Oi oi oi oi oi! Have a biscuit ya cunt!"

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It's also that.

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[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Omg... do Americans say Toosday ?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Twos-day.

Won chew free, innit?

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

drink me like a bole o waerh

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[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

You can tell this isn't real. Spiffing wasn't mentioned.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

I'm reminded of a phenomenal interactive documentary on life in a small British town. It's called Thank Goodness You're Here.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Sufficient!

[–] mech@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oi, stick it in me bum and call me King, m8!

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[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"I'm arriving",haha

That one got me.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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