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[–] Monument@piefed.world 4 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 14 minutes ago) (1 children)

Bad design.

Dungeon goes in the basement, not in the middle next to the cuddle puddle or the burlesque room. The noise and activity would throw off the vibe.

Really, it sort of depends on the type of energy you’re going for, but I’d make that dungeon room the massage parlor/tarot card reading/high tea service room. Foyer gets a boot shine station.
Hair and makeup moves to the polycule room, which is lined with mirrors and outside the gender swap machine.
Pet play moves to the current massage parlor, which appears to be some sort of 3-seasons room - everyone knows that cats need sunlight. Current pet play room becomes vetting and administration, plus coat check.
Milking room and dungeon go to the basement, along with group showers, rigging, and the science lab (medical, vacuum beds, electrostim) and other wet or high noise equipment. No carpet. Tile. That way you can hose it out.
Poly play room, group sex, and individual suites are upstairs. Each room has ‘flipper’ signs indicating status - reserved, observers welcome, participants welcome, do not disturb, in need of cleaning. Upstairs bathroom has a compact dishwasher under the sink that’s capable of sterilizing. Pantry has a lending library of sorts.

Editing to add: what’s currently the milking room becomes my office, where I shitpost to the Fediverse.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 17 minutes ago

This person antifas.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 30 minutes ago

I love it that the Pet Play room is right next to the milking room.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago) (1 children)

But where do we debate for hours about whether we should steal our bikes from rich people our build them from recycled parts?

[–] Thrife@feddit.org 4 points 58 minutes ago

Well in the cuddle puddle of the course!

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The real Antifa headquarters I have visited were very non sexual places. Flirting could get you canceled. Lots of text to read, endless group discussions, vegan slop food from a big pot.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 18 minutes ago

Your vegans need to step their game up. I'm not a vegan, but I make good vegan food.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 hours ago

ATTN: the Outdoor Burlesque and Stripper and Drag and Broadway Musical and Sex Stage HAS TABLES for you to EAT AT! Alternatively, you can take your meals off dishes on the floor in the Petplay Room, like a good little puppy or kitten. Eating in the BDSM Dungeon is discouraged because people keep stepping on the food which can be either unsanitary or wasteful. Also, PLEASE DO NOT EAT ON THE POLYCULE BED. You know who you are.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I was in the BDSM room strapped to the horse but I swear I'm not a member. Just delivering pizza. I don't know what happened. I just remember pressure and goo all over me.

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 2 points 2 hours ago

'looks like the Hogwarts I need

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago

Place sounds pretty rad ngl

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago

All mapped via speedruns, impressive.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 36 points 6 hours ago
[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Where is it? Asking for… uhm… a friend…

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

Pretty sure a friend of mine, in a tgirl polycule, lives in this house. In Portland, of course

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Hello friend!

[–] drath@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Looks pretty much exactly like the layout of the last play party place that I've been to. Guess I'm antifa now ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 31 points 8 hours ago

Every new building should be required to have a cuddle puddle.

[–] Sazruk@lemmy.wtf 3 points 5 hours ago

Hot I’m down

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

If you need me, I'll be in the milking room.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 22 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for a mouthwatering, very throwable milkshake.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 20 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I thought it was the cock milking room?

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 8 hours ago

why not both?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Not enough yield. Luxury products are a symptom of the borgeoise.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

They make pills to increase the yield.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Indeed, and needs to be reserved for creating the next generation of hosts for the woke mind virus and/or being aborted (but it's cool if they don't want to; it's their body).

[–] bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago

¿Porque no los dos?

[–] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 53 points 11 hours ago (7 children)
[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

The Hot Box ballroom

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 41 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The billiard room and the conservatory.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 30 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

So that's where they keep all the kidnapped conservatives and unpaid bills.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

Do not kidnap conservatives!

reduce, reuse, recycle

Conservatives make excellent Rose feed.

and are valuable resources for people needing organ transplants.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 hours ago

Hot Chip Eattery

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Plushies, mostly. That's why the PDR (Plushie Distribution Room) is next to the elevator.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 hours ago

what if we kissed in the gender swap machine 👉🥺👈

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

Strangest cluedo board ever

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 8 hours ago

room sized polycule bed sounds so fucking fun tho

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I'm mostly curious is the butt plugs. I've seen a few in my days but that seems like quite a large area just for butt plugs. What advancements in buttplug technology am I just unaware of?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

So not even a single Fleshlight or other pocket pussy-like device, huh? No Real Dolls? No big jiggly toy asses? What is this hell?

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 8 hours ago

Maybe it is more like a museum?

E.g. like this:

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 28 points 10 hours ago

I specifically asked for a avocado toast eating lounge?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?

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[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I'm off to the cuddle puddle!

I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!

[–] vladmech@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

It doesn’t show on the official floorplan, it if you pull the copy of Enthusiastic Consent Is Sexy on the bookcase, the hidden door pops open between the two!

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