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Note.. all the games are in North America so within 3 hrs time zone .. but bars need to be open until 4am somehow

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[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 12 hours ago

I doubt that they require bars to stay open until 4 AM. It sounds more like they lifted the mandate to close earlier.

I am always for less restrictions, so this sounds actually like a good change.

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

When his crackhead brother died the monkey's paw curled and now we're stuck with this 250 pound mosquito

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Wait this isnt Rob Ford?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 66 points 22 hours ago (17 children)

Why are they requiring bars to close by 4am? Just drop the restriction entirely. If you want to get shitfaced at 6am then go ahead.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 23 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

This! When I was young, we used to stay at clubs so late that it was a bit light out when we came out. Grab some breakfast, and sleep the day away. Shit, we wouldn't even hit the clubs until after 23:00. Then we moved to Texas where everything closed at 2:00, no matter how packed it was. So depressing.

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

The same reason half of Europe has closed shops on Sunday, worker protection.

You need strong laws to not have businesses abusing and pressuring peoples to work the shity 14h shift till morning for earning a peanut.

And workers protection law + North America are not often put in the same sentence.

Also it’s generally not worth it business wise. Paying salaries and more from 2 to 4 (or 6am or whatever) to sell two beers means losing money. You might have a few festive nights here and there, but most of the weeks/months you’ll have an empty bar so even the owners are not pushing for it.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Allowing bars to stay open is not the same as requiring them to stay open. Owners won't keep a bar open 24 hours if there isn't any business.

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I know that, but some might pressure you to work the night shift "or…"

People living around bars also want to be able to sleep sometimes.

Closed bar also means less drunk people in the streets. In my city you cannot buy alcohol "to go" in shops after 9pm and bars close at 2.

After that if you want to continue partying you go to night clubs.

Anyway, a wise drunk dude once said "nothing good happens after 2", and from experience he was right.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Closing means you have all the drunks dumped out on the street at the same time to have a fight. Stay open later, let people leave on their own staggering out out more.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

But Doug Ford's mandate is to keep people drunk.

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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

They only state they can stay open until 4am. It doesn't mention what time they reopen. My sister's bar opens at 6am or so. Supposedly for night shift workers.

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[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 22 points 19 hours ago

I actually think later bar hours are better. In countries where bars are open later, there doesn't tend to be an end of the night rush out the door into the streets. People tend to leave when they're done and it staggers the exodus somewhat. Way less fights in the street after the bars close.

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 27 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

That's not the mayor of Toronto, that's the premier of the province of Ontario. His younger brother was the crackhead mayor of Toronto.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

I guess in Canada they elect the most punchable face only

[–] egerlach@lemmy.ca 7 points 20 hours ago

I mean, he thinks he's the mayor of Toronto, and really only wants to be mayor of Toronto, so…

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[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 19 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Bars here in Japan are often open until first train in the big cities (~5am) with some going later. I don't necessarily see anything wrong with that in itself (especially for late shift folks who want to enjoy the same after-work experiences as day shift folks).

That said, fuck this guy for many other reasons.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 4 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Wait there are no trains in Japan at night? In Frankfurt there used to be none between like 3am and 5am. Sucked pretty hard when you missed the train and had to wait for the first one. Slept quite often at a station at the time. Now trains run all night albeit on a slow schedule.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 1 points 13 hours ago

Maintenance is done at night and, when that's not happening, they run freight trains. In Tokyo, last train used to be like 1:30ish on some lines and started up again a bit before 5am. Now it's more like a bit after midnight and starting again closer to 5am. JR is a private company (a group of them, actually) and they keep squeezing things further, presumably for more profit.

They did start a bus line between nightlife areas a few years ago, but it never got popular and was closed (and also just took drunk people around from one party area to the next and not home).

[–] Watermark710@piefed.social 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Where I live, we don't have trains, only buses. The last one is at 6:30pm. The first ones are ~6am. Honestly though, the only people taking the bus here are either too young to drive, or too old to drive. But our bars are open 24/7/365. If you don't count the COVID lockdowns, my local bar has been open 24/7 every day since 1987.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 1 points 13 hours ago

Japan set the allowed alcohol limit to basically zero sometime in the '90s so drinking anything and driving here can see you lose your license and spend time in Jail.... as it should be IMO.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This guy really only cares about alcohol. Billions of dollars of provincial money spend on liquor contracts that would have expired in a year or two.

[–] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

You saying this guy is obsessed?

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That was a hilarious press conference.

Took so long to empty that bottle lol

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yah, you gotta pop that plastic bit out of the neck first. I don’t see this guy having the aptitude or even the skill to recognize that.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Someone should have stuck one of those shot pouring nozzles in there, would have been pretty funny.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago

While he does stupid media stunts like this, he passes laws so no one can see what's on his burner phones

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[–] zewm@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Wait. Whats wrong with this? As someone in a city with 24 hours bars and clubs, I’m not understanding the problem. What exactly is the gripe?

[–] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

I'm just making fun of the fact that all the games are in North America.

He extended bar hours so everyone can enjoy the games at 4am but there won't be any games at 4am in Toronto

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 20 hours ago

The same idiot Mayor who banned speed cameras and watched speeding increase by 235%?

Who could have predicted that?

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Fifa world cup? Hmm. Maybe he wants it in place for next world cup, which might be in a different country. But, knowing he might not be mayor in 4 or 5 years time, he put it in place now, so everyone will remember him as 'the guy who let us watch football'

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 22 hours ago

If Pierre Poilievre is "trump lite" then Doug Ford is "trump heavy".

[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

[self deleted for unintentional racism] genuine sorry about that

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

STOP TRYING TO OUTSHINE US, T.O.

  • a Montrealer, where bars were open until 3AM for the longest time
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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Truly what the people of Canada needed right now...

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