A man beingg afraid of a vibe is also a HUGE red flag
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OP, your bad photoshop has a million times more heart and soul than any AI image.
How rude; no need to insult the guy!
explaining the joke
(A million times more than zero is still zero. Bad photoshops are so much better than AI that the comparison defies being quantified!)
Yeah, i'll take a half or quarter assed photoshoped meme over AI slop any day. It at least has some soul to it
I regularly have people presenting to me and have to give feedback. I'm now actively looking for messy presentation slides with typos and pressing them with questions afterwards to tease out if I'm just being given an AI copy/paste output or genuine work.
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he get me to fire six nuts or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a magic wand vibrator, the most powerful in the world and would blow your clit clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel horny?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Wtf did we evolve opposable thumbs for if not for tool use
grabbing branches probably.
Gently rubbing the clit.
Some use the tool, others just became tools
those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy
But we still have the fear!
early on when i gave her one for xmas she was shocked (sheltered upbringing). to this day it by far the xmas gift she uses the most
I love a man who brings toys 😋
You rang?
Toys are fun don't get me wrong but you can absolutely compete with them if you really develop your oral skills
No, thanks, I'll pass. I hate tongue anywhere near my clit. Different strokes for different folks ;P
Nah, you can't. Sex and the City did a whole episode on how good the rabbit was. And things have only gotten more creative since. Clit blaster 3000 isn't sci-fi these days
Sex isn't just about raw physical stimulation. It's also an emotional experience, and I would argue it's primarily an emotional experience. I'm telling you, I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine.
I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine.
The John Henry of oral. The question is do you want to go out the way he did?
Didn't you just say its emotional? Then its subjective, and not totally within your control... there is no objective truth to "I am better than a vibrator", its only your ability to match the preference of your partner.