this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2026
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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 10 points 49 minutes ago

That particular panel is a hoax.

This is real.

image

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 32 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Edited. Original panel says 'advice', not dick.

[–] Poojabber@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Its a shitpost....

[–] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 hour ago

Get out of here with your logic and reasoning lmbo

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Where's the frame of the Joker talking about another boner

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 55 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 31 minutes ago (1 children)

Even better with more context:

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

Came here for this. Thanks!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 51 points 2 hours ago

Ironman doesn't seem very gay in this picture. It would be a queer boner to take dick from him.

(Iron man doesn't seem very happy in this picture. It would be an odd mistake to take advice from him)

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

...however, this panel is from 2022.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 50 minutes ago

Yeah, back when Captain America needed some solid dick from an IronMan.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 15 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

"Maybe I do, shellhead." Rogers mused lustfully, "Maybe I do..."

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Sam, to old Steve: “You going to stop booty-calling Stark?”

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I don't believe you. I think Marvel was around in a time where it was normal for two bros to give each other the D to cheer one another up.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 hours ago

Funny how that particular slang term kind of shriveled up got tucked away.

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 3 points 1 hour ago

Yeah right... they're just about to have relations. You can't fool me.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Boomers and their casual insults across all media. Is Captain America not manly enough to accept therapy without insulting his friend?

[–] yesman@lemmy.world -3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

If only people could accept that English being a living language isn't just about the past, but words are changing now, and that's OK.

This is for the people who gouge their own eyes out when they hear people say "unalived"; the people who (suspiciously) insist on the clinical definition of pedophile; and "it's called a magazine actually" gun-brains.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 23 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

"Unalive" is stupid NOT because language changes and ree, but because it came about via over-censorship by megacorporations.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 0 points 9 minutes ago

it wasn't over censorship. It was them choosing to not show children stuff that probably talks about adult themes, like death. Because maybe you shouldn't be talking about blowing someone's head off to children, right? Sane decision.

Then influencers decided they wanted money and more money meant avoiding the algorithm from noticing you talk about adult themes, so they show more users ie children, and kids love watching weird shit especially if it's talking about adult themes. Then you get a bunch of weird fucking influencers talking about people "unaliving themselves" and targeting children viewers

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

This about sums it up. There's a vast difference between a language naturally evolving to fit the times and whatever the fuck 'unalive' is.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I always find it amusing when people are arguing their perscriptivisim is the actual descriptivism. Part of how the language changes is precisely based on objections to word usage and lack of understanding. Those very objections are what give words character. They became part of the descriptive usage of the word. People can agree that yes it is a word in the linguistic sense while also arguing that it's a dumb word or a dumb usage. Reinforcing normative usage only is perscriptivisism in a silly outfit.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

No, no — see, skibidi is actually a valuable addition to the English language.

What does it mean, you ask?

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That's right, it sure does. Have meaning, that is.