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[–] ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

It is called redundancy. I can pay with my card, my phone and my watch. The watch was a meaningless purchase though, it contributes little to my life.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Where else am I supposed to keep my moths?

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 28 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I love how millennial has become the new code for old. Gen X has been skipped again. As always.

[–] Rookeh@startrek.website 2 points 5 hours ago

If I'm not going far, not driving or not planning on spending much then yes, wallet stays at home.

Otherwise, if I'm driving then I'm taking my driving license with me (you never know), if I'm making a purchase over the contactless limit then I need to take my actual card with me anyway, or if I'm away for a longer period then I might need cards that I don't have linked to my phone (like my corporate card - like fuck am I putting that in my phone).

And for all that, I'd rather have a wallet instead of just a loose amalgamation of plastic in my pockets.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I get it you can pay with your phone these days. But I also have an ID and a public transportation card which can't be on my phone. Also I have cash on me. Where to keep that? Every time I pull out my phone or keys money falls out of I keep it loosely in there. I know Gen Z doesn't have any money, but where do you keep your drivers licence and public transportation card? And insurance card? Where do you keep your drugs then? I have some coke and keta in there as well. Putting it in my pockets and it ends up in the washing machine. And I keep a set of earplugs in there for when I go to a party or concert. Because I would always forget to grab them, I now have them with me all the time.

[–] Metype@pawb.social 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

As a Zoomer with a wallet, no clue where the people without keep anything. I think there's phone cases. Ive seen peers fold money and put it inside their case against the back of their phone.

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I keep an emergency 20 in my phone case

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What van you do with just 20? Over here that's not enough for most train tickets. You could get 2 beers and some fries. But going home with public transportation only works with 20 euros if your bike gets stolen in your own city.

I keep roughly 200 on me at all times. Several times I needed large parts of it for sudden expenses for which I couldn't use a card, of when the card system was offline or something like that. Of a friend needs cash suddenly.

[–] m160@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

I keep roughly 200 on me at all times.

sigh Don't make me do this! 🔫 Your money or your life!

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Card holder on your phone case, i guess

Or one of those tiny things that are basically a wallet buy hold like 2-3 cards.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago

So when you lose your phone, you lose everything? So your phone becomes this thick brick in your pocket? No thanks.

Actually, the ear plug case is the same size as a card, so I have 3 cards, plugs and cash in it. It's on my key ring. So I also don't really have a wallet, but still a wallet. I usually have around 200 euros cash with me, that doesn't fit into a phone case as it usually consists of 5s and 20s.

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