I've talked to these people, an electric drill couldn't get past that thick skull. Words mean nothing to them.
I humbly suggest a large does of LSD an hour before school starts, then a dose of Ecstasy at the beginning of the lesson.
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2026
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Praise binface!
I like this guy.
I'd vote for that guy in a heartbeat
I'd vote for him even if he was running against reasonable, normal candidates.
Given who he's actually running against, there's absolutely no question. If he doesn't win, it's a travesty.
“Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house."
Still one more than Farage or Fox would 🤷🏻
Thats a bit out of date. All the majot parties said 2 weeks ago they weren't going to dignify Nige's tantrum by standing, and they havent.
Count Binface is literally the most legitimate candidate opposing Farage. The other candidates are 20 odd independents plus the neonazi Laurence Fox
nah, reform will teardown affordable houses that are already there. they will build negative affordable houses
Good point
Take out the Trash, Bring in the Bin!
As an American, god please elect this dude. It will be so funny and he literally cannot be any worse than the actual politicians running
Let's see a garbage can take out the trash in the USA too!
Woah now, that's Vermin Supreme's territory. We don't need a gang war
God doesn't elect people 🙄😒
Seize the filthy unbeliever!
Yeah, come to think of it, what has that git done for us recently?
Exactly as much as he's done for us long ago.
Provide convenient excuses for everything, from collecting alms to genocidal intercontinental warfare, you name it, god can be used as a pretext.
As much as I support this, the idea that a climate change denier would be capable of completing A level education is just unrealistic.
That's why they've got to start over from the beginning. Maybe by the time they get there, they'll have improved a bit.
Then they can keep trying until they either pass or adjust their career expectations accordingly 🤷🏻
Clacton, do the right thing. Please, I beg of you. We can't afford any more joke candidates, put your vote in the Bin!
That is unironically a good idea
Half of Binface's ideas seem to be unironically a good idea, and half seem to ironically be a good idea.
I'd prestige a 2nd time just for the love of the game.
Honestly, it would be kind of fun to go through early schooling again and flex what I've learned in university.
It would be nice now that I don't care what others think of me anymore and I came to handle crowd speaking much easier.
If peeing your pants is cool then I'm miles Davis
Holy shit it’s Miles Davis! I’m a huge fan, Sketches of Spain is one of my all-time favourite albums and has helped me deal with some tough times. Thank you for all the work you’ve done!
Infinitely better than what the US has pretending to be government.
Similar for England, if not all the U.K.
Is this guy Gary Stevenson in costume?
No he's comedian Jonathan Harvey, writer of among other things the political satire "The thick of it" and comedy show "Have I got news for you"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Binface
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thick_of_It
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Have_I_Got_News_for_You
I'm sure he'd get along famously with Stevenson though
He had to change from Lord Bucket head to Count Vintage. At least now people will stop confusing him with the world's greatest guitar player.
Autocorrect failure ?