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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 44 minutes ago

Life is fine balanced between dumb luck and fuck you in particular.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (3 children)

Welcome to internet newspeak, where all words are offensive and subject to bans or demonetization.

F*ture v*deos a*d c*ntent m*st i*clude o*e a*terisk p*r w*rd *r f*ce i*mediate d*legion a*d * r*port w*ll b* f*led t* a*propriate a*thorities.
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 19 minutes ago

He's just Jewish

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Jewish people blaspheme by writing God, YHWY, Yahweh, or Jehovah. This is where we get euphamisms such as "My Lord", "Eloheim", and others i cant remember.

Tbf it is kind of like drawing a picture of Mohammed and then putting hentai black censor bars over it

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago

I really don't want to get my Lemmy account demonetized

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 60 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

We're censoring the word 'God' now? Fuck me sideways.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I've had my 3 genie wishes planned out since I was a kid, but I'm starting to think if I can use a lot of commas in each wish I should be able to squeeze them down to 2 and use my 3rd one to wish for everyone who self-censors internet images or post titles to burst into flame.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Beaten to death with a giant asterisk.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

In this economy? Burying the bodies would bankrupt half their families. I haven't heard anything about spontaneous human combustion in decades now, and it's time we get that back in the news.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

It's typical in Judaism and some branches of Christianity. But why would someone who doesn't believe in God do it like the creator of this meme ?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I literally just think its funny to censor certain random words, like G*d, Br*tish or b*n*n*

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Religions are so weird with their little arbitrary and inconsequential rules.

[–] inari@piefed.zip 3 points 3 hours ago

I think Jewish people have been doing this for a long time

[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 25 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Gid? Gad? I think it’s Gad.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

We're on a mission from Gad.

[–] FukOui@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Oh my gahd. Slay~~

[–] BiggestPiggest@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The different kid didn’t have enough faith!

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

He didn't listen to George Michael.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Dont question the ways of god✨✨🗣😇💸💸💸💸💸🐸

[–] scoutfdt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Always question G*d though, who knows what he did to be censored like that.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)

I mean it's an * so it could be Good, Grand, Goad, Grind, Guard, or Greyhound.

I'm assuming they meant G?d though.

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 1 points 28 minutes ago
[–] monketman82@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago
[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

He didn't believe hard enough☠️

[–] BitUnWise@programming.dev 7 points 3 hours ago

Skill issue

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 4 points 3 hours ago

Atleast in the old testament there's the threat of god to hold grudge at future generations.

Ehh, i think people genuinely believing in all that are dull to be polite.

[–] PlaneMaker@feddit.org 10 points 4 hours ago

It’s all part of a bigger plan!!! /s

[–] smaximov@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

God just hates child amputees.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Stuff like this always makes me think it must be either rage bait or engagement bait.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Speaking as an expert, it is.

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Life isn’t fair, never has been

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago

And whoever says otherwise, is trying to sell something.

[–] Voidian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago