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submitted 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

~~Good health is a process.~~

Good health is processed.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 1 points 8 minutes ago

I was on a train crossing the border and border patrol came on and asked everyone if they had fruits or veg.

This group ahead of me said "we don't eat that stuff" and then all four laughed. The sad punchline is that he thought he was so clever, but alli saw was 4 obese people not realizing how much they just said about themselves.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 20 points 2 hours ago (3 children)
[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Potatoes are also vegetables.

[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Tobacco is also plant-based and I'm sure chickens are made of the vegetables they eat as well.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 29 minutes ago

Sure would be cool to go back to a time where words had meaning

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 hour ago

So his nurses are essentially gardeners.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That is the saddest fried chicken I've ever seen.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 minutes ago

I believe they prefer to be referred to as tendies.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

That's not health, it's healf. Init.