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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

~~Good health is a process.~~

Good health is processed.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 4 points 25 minutes ago (1 children)

"Processed food" is something designed to be eaten, "organic food" is just some shit someone found in the dirt

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 17 minutes ago* (last edited 17 minutes ago)

Here's how useless the term "processed food" is when it come to health: Canned and frozen vegetables are considered a processed food. Milk, cheese, and bread are also processed foods.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 2 points 55 minutes ago

I was on a train crossing the border and border patrol came on and asked everyone if they had fruits or veg.

This group ahead of me said "we don't eat that stuff" and then all four laughed. The sad punchline is that he thought he was so clever, but alli saw was 4 obese people not realizing how much they just said about themselves.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 24 points 3 hours ago (3 children)
[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 21 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Potatoes are also vegetables.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 minutes ago

Some meats are also vegetables.

I am banned from the coma ward. The morgue staff has yet to locate me yet.

[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Tobacco is also plant-based and I'm sure chickens are made of the vegetables they eat as well.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Sure would be cool to go back to a time where words had meaning

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 3 points 34 minutes ago

Hwæt seist þou, we habbeþ aye y-had follish ymages?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 hour ago

So his nurses are essentially gardeners.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

That is the saddest fried chicken I've ever seen.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 19 minutes ago* (last edited 19 minutes ago)

Looks more like Shake'n'Bake chicken, not actually fried chicken.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 58 minutes ago

I believe they prefer to be referred to as tendies.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 3 points 32 minutes ago

This man has never been to a Sickie's bar and grill.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

That's not health, it's healf. Init.