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[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If a motherfucker could properly mix audio I wouldn't need them.

If I wouldn't have to turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP followed by ALL THE WAY DOWN because your show/movie can't decide if we're whispering or blowing the planet up every ten seconds, I wouldn't need them.

[–] SirLeToet@lemmy.world 2 points 32 minutes ago (1 children)

They often claim you need a proper audio setup.

I have an expensive (be it old) surround sound setup. Marvel and many other modern movies suck absolute arse. Having to pause and fiddle with volume going from a barely audible conversation to deafening noise in a single scene.

Fuck that noise, audio seems optimized for smartphone speakers nowadays.

[–] domi@lemmy.secnd.me 1 points 25 minutes ago

Boost your center channel and/or enable dialogue enhancer.

Won't help with Marvel movies (their mixing sucks ass) but most others.

[–] Raccoon_Rick@altgag.net 20 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

On the bright side: I don't spoil the video myself because i read too fast

On the bad side: JESUS CHRIST I WANNA READ, MY BRAIN CAN'T BEAR YOUR SLOWNESS

*rarely the case but if i have subtitles that's the reason, either that or the speak has a strong Bri’ish🍵 or Freedom 🦅🦅🦅 accent

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 32 minutes ago

I read so fast that with long subtitles I have too much time to think about me being useless

[–] Mika@piefed.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Me when I was watching eng language films to learn the language. The hardest part was to let the subs go.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

When and why did this become a thing? Half the people I know are like this

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

It always had been like this. Before subtitles became commonplace, we just straight up didn't hear half of the words and suffered in solitude.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 2 hours ago

I found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYJtb2YXae8

So it's layered and complex.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 35 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

This is torture if the subtitles don't match.

I have a soft spot for dubbed anime and always have, but in pretty much every case, the subtitles are not a transcript of the dub, they're a translation of the original Japanese.

As a result, the feeling you get trying to watch that is not unlike going up a set of stairs and miscounting, but for every sentence.

[–] Raccoon_Rick@altgag.net 2 points 2 hours ago

AI generated subtitles are utter garbage. Combine that with idiots who can’t be bothered to check their 60 second long video for mistakes and you basically end up with subtitles that have no reason of being there in the first place

[–] ViceroTempus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm with you on that. Anime has to have dubtitles if I'm putting them on there. Thankfully you can find those pretty easily these days if you need to.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 11 points 4 hours ago

It's also torture if the subtitles don't (reasonably) match for non-dubbed content.

This bothers me more with captioning for English language movies in English. They abbreviate a lot to make it easier to quickly read what is being said. Sometimes that makes perfect sense and is very useful. A lot of the time, they're just cutting out details for no good reason.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 points 2 hours ago

I prefer just listening to it in Japanese, but even knowing just basic Japanese you start seeing inaccurate translations in the subtitles too (especially with cussing).

[–] HappyCatLuvs_U@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

If you're gonna talk about me behind my back, I'm gonna steal your meme!

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 15 points 5 hours ago (8 children)
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 39 minutes ago

[Inhuman snarls]

Probably my favorite one that I've seen

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

[speaking in a foreign language]

[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub 3 points 45 minutes ago

I love it when the show puts the foreign language subtitles in the show, and the [SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] covers up the original subtitles.

[–] iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app 10 points 3 hours ago

I love it when the subtitle says the name of the song playing. I've learned a few tunes that I enjoy this way!

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 4 points 2 hours ago

[music stops]

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago

[🎵Singing🎵]

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Sometimes the music adjectives make me laugh

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

[Uplifting music]

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

But when the sub and the audio are two different languages that you understand it's like hearing two voices and you have to silence one of them.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I find that a lobotomy helps and then covering one eye and the ear on the same side (since the optical nerves cross) so you can follow both independently.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Peer review

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app 4 points 3 hours ago

Anytime can be used in the same places that you can use another adverb, especially whenever.

https://www.dictionary.com/articles/anytime-vs-any-time

I think anytime is correct.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

People make this mistake everytime

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

60% of any time, it’s everytime.

[–] baronvonj@piefed.social 5 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

You would probably benefit from a soundbar with center channel speaker.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I've got full 5.1 surround and subtitles are crucial.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Tenet. No matter how good your sound system, Nolan requires subtitles.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Not like they'll help the movie make sense anyway.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 23 points 4 hours ago

That helps a bit but doesn't fix studios not remixing audio properly from the theater mix to home audio where the majority of people have basic stereo. No excuse since every physical format and online service supports multiple audio streams.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 hours ago

Doesn't matter, if the actor got heavy accent or they're whispering, it help so much. It also doesn't disturb the neighbours.

Some of us just can't hear properly.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

So I thought, but I'm still a remote jockey, constantly bouncing between gunshots, scene-setting music, and whispered dialogue.