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[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Don't ask the question if you don't want to know the answer.

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Honestly, can we make a vote for installing pizza makers next to the Emengercy ORs? It sounds like a good deal.

Another day working as a Chuck E. Anesthcheesiologist

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I have that thing where I have to fav each repost of this particular meme

[–] zipsglacier@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I have a reminder on my calendar for surgeon pizza rats day every year. I don't know what, or why, but I have it.

[–] architectonas@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This comic will always make me smile. Does anyone know the author of it?

[–] McTavern@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zipsglacier@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know what that means, can anyone explain it?!

[–] McTavern@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

It's the artists handle on all things social media.

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

"The mice were furious." -Slartibartfast

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 51 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

"It's complicated"

Literally the coolest thing ever

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 24 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

"I am a core member in the resurrection cycle of Charles cheese"

You just don't need that level of scrutiny

[–] charokol@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago

I think he’s a spy. He’s clearly infiltrated this organization.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Still remember last time I saw this image make its rounds, I think it was edited to be about Mastodon, objectively the lamest part of the fediverse.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago

You spelled hexbear wrong.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 12 points 12 hours ago

This is what my grandfather did for 40 years until he was hit by a train, found Jesus and formed mariachi band with him.

Mouse manager

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This is the IRL story Ratatouille was based on.

[–] 3daybanwithdrawl@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

The rat's parents wanted him to be a doctor and the human wanted to be a cook....so they made a deal.