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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kids being kids don't realize how much parents see, just because parents have experience, and know more about the world and the possibilities.

Parents often suspect before the kid is even thinking about it. Some parents shove their heads in the sand, and vehemently reject the idea, we all know who, and pity the kid with those parents. Others are cool about it. Or, cool enough, it can be hard to accept when the realization first comes.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 2 days ago

No, my mom definitely had eyes in the back of her head.

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

This is wholesome and cute. Wishing all the support for everyone in these situations.

[–] Aedaz_@lemmy.zip 60 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I’m closeted. Also not attempted any transitioning. I take the “female” role on discord, and that’s the best I can do.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 days ago

You’ll get there when you get there.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You have one life to live. Stop wasting it.

[–] Aedaz_@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t worry myself about wasting life. At least not in the way people often mean it.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like quitter talk. You got one life to live. Don't kill the girl you're meant to be.

[–] Aedaz_@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“meant to be”

That’s the thing. Everything is always in the future. Everything’s always tomorrow. Everything is always over the horizon, and then everything will be as it should be. Life’s treated like an inconvenient, high maintenance gift we didn’t ask for. “Don’t fuck it up. Dont fuck it up. Always become. Never just be

Look if I have an opportunity to transition I will. There’d be no reason not to. But I’d still be me. And that’s really all I want. I want to be me right now and then die when it’s time.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I'm just saying you are denying yourself a great deal of happiness. It's not about reaching some idealized final state. It's about living a life of joy instead of the alternative.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

You're exactly as trans as I am. It's how you feel inside about yourself, and that feeling exists whether the rest of the world acknowledges it or not. Fuck closets, the scariest person to come out to is yourself.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

My brother's old kid has they/them pronouns on discord and it makes me wonder.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wish my family would be this chill about it.

It's gonna be an interesting day when they eventually figure it out.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, but I'm just imagining you gradually becoming more and more profoundly, exaggeratedly, and unmistakably feminine and your parents dropping by, asking only whether you got a haircut.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

I'm imagining the mom figuring it out right away, while the dad is either in denial, or a moron.

Like she's standing there with 44DDs, in a ball gown and tiarra. And her dad is like "Sooooo, how bout them bears?"

And she's like "....what?"

And he's like "Season just started. How do you like our boys odds this year?"

And she's like "I don't like the boys chances this year."

And it's two unrelated conversations overlapping.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My nephew has been on T for a while now. He told his mom the deep voice was from COVID 🤣 he's planning on waiting till after top surgery to tell her so she doesn't kick him off her insurance. I think she'll be supportive, but there's trust issues between them.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

If there's even an inkling of doubt, it feels totally reasonable to hide treatment. I hope that they will understand, when your nephew finally comes out, just how important this is.

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 days ago

I regretted coming ouy to my family, when i told my mom she said she was going to tell my dad so i had to tell everyone before i was ready

leave me alone, like you had for a decade by that point, please

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Being on Es contionuously for months? Sounds crazy, imagine the jaw clench...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Comedown is probably a year of suicidal depression

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As long as you mean estrogen, and not pressed questionably-mdma pills, yes.

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago

That would be O though, thus according any confusion with veras.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yes, along with other cool stuff

It can even make you gay

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can confirm, I was aroace before E. Now I'm a raging homosexual with three partners and no genitals. This morning we played Big Walk together!

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Living the dream! My gaming group picked up Big Walk when it came out but we've but yet had time to play together.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 1 day ago

It's really fun! I recommend allocating at least two hours per session; this game benefits from sinking your teeth into it.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It can even make you gay

What's with that? Even trans guys go horny AND gay while on T.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I hear it can also do cool stuff if you put it in pond water

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, they're called dance titties. It happens because when you dance too much while on E your nipples chafe from friction within your clothes and your nipples swell up and become huge.

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago

Naughty naughty very naughty

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They don't. Case in point mine.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 2 days ago

I'm sorry. (🫂 if you need it.)

[–] strop@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now redraw this but on bicycles

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Make it blue.

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