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[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 144 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Finally I can go offroading in my office chair!

[–] Mok98@feddit.it 43 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Office chair racing will no longer be limited to the office floor

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

See your body into the moonlight Even if I try to cancel All the pictures into the mind There's flashing in my eyes

DOoT DootT Dooh Dooh DOOOOtt Doot

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you imagine being the person that got paid to take this bad boy on the road for 10,000 miles? That's nearly once around the world. MFer probably took this chair from Alaska to Chile along the Pacific Coast.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is beautiful.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Damn. And right after Jackass did their last movie.

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[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 73 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

10,000 fucking miles. What is this magic?

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago

You can continue testing something after you break it.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Probably ran the casters on a conveyor belt/treadmill for whatever length of time.

At a speed of 3.5 mph, youd only have to run the treadmill for about 12 days to get 10,000 miles. There are testing facilities that you can hire for this.

Or its all made up.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

9,000 miles further than I'd walk just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door.

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[–] jbrjake@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can’t believe they missed the opportunity to say it’s “Wheel Engineered”

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

And the spring glows, like in the picture, right? Right ... ?

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And it shall be called "Sproing" and will glow when orcs are near, or when elven ears can detect the musical stylings of "Jump Around" by House of Pain

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[–] Mok98@feddit.it 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well in the picture it shines, being made of metal and all (and being a rendering it looks extra shiny) , and since they have to paint it anyway for corrosion protection it may end up actually looking like that if they go with blue. In reality I kinda doubt they would choose blue, since black and transparent paint would give a more office approved look.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Never buy luggage with anything less than 50000 tested wheel miles. You never know if it might fall out the back of a truck and get dragged several thousand miles to your destination.

[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not to worry, I only drive kilometres not miles

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Furbag@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Almost spit out my coffee reading this one, lmao.

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I only buy luggage that's been tested at mach 1.2 or higher. You know, in case it falls out the back of the plane. And safety factor.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You pay a little extra for it, but what's money when peace of mind is at stake?

[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its still little rectangles of printed paper and minted coinage.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't wait to go across the country in my office chair.

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[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago

that's like, 500% wheelier than the industry leading wheel

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

California here we come.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Okay, but for real the spring suspension could be great for a rolling cart or something in my garage for jumping over extension cords or standing mats.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

You think they'd say something like "wheel reinvented" if it weren't truly revolutionary, pun intended?

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

We had a baby stroller with similar wheels, they where indeed great. You could turn and push the thing with one finger.

[–] ap1werks@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

just buy roller blade wheels

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I did this and have no regrets. I just wish they had locking ones

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does it come with AI, tho?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

The suitcase probably has a display and an app you need to run to unlock it.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

It's like a double wheel. A wheel^wheel^.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this for an office chair or luggage?

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Why not both?

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A wall is a surface. Are they claiming this wheel is stable on a wall?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

The sun has a surface, too. Bold claims for a wheel.

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[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Gork not happy. Gork make new wheel.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the new Apple wheel.

"Technology we made and perfected! The roundest wheel we've ever made. The most advanced rolling technology the world has ever seen."

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

i mean, it's giving me some ideas how to add functional suspension to my bike, but other than that

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