Finally I can go offroading in my office chair!
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Office chair racing will no longer be limited to the office floor
See your body into the moonlight Even if I try to cancel All the pictures into the mind There's flashing in my eyes
DOoT DootT Dooh Dooh DOOOOtt Doot
Can you imagine being the person that got paid to take this bad boy on the road for 10,000 miles? That's nearly once around the world. MFer probably took this chair from Alaska to Chile along the Pacific Coast.
Damn. And right after Jackass did their last movie.
10,000 fucking miles. What is this magic?
You can continue testing something after you break it.
Probably ran the casters on a conveyor belt/treadmill for whatever length of time.
At a speed of 3.5 mph, youd only have to run the treadmill for about 12 days to get 10,000 miles. There are testing facilities that you can hire for this.
Or its all made up.
9,000 miles further than I'd walk just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
I can’t believe they missed the opportunity to say it’s “Wheel Engineered”

Skeptical.
And the spring glows, like in the picture, right? Right ... ?
Only when orcs are near
And it shall be called "Sproing" and will glow when orcs are near, or when elven ears can detect the musical stylings of "Jump Around" by House of Pain
Well in the picture it shines, being made of metal and all (and being a rendering it looks extra shiny) , and since they have to paint it anyway for corrosion protection it may end up actually looking like that if they go with blue. In reality I kinda doubt they would choose blue, since black and transparent paint would give a more office approved look.
Never buy luggage with anything less than 50000 tested wheel miles. You never know if it might fall out the back of a truck and get dragged several thousand miles to your destination.
Not to worry, I only drive kilometres not miles
Warranty voided.
Almost spit out my coffee reading this one, lmao.
I only buy luggage that's been tested at mach 1.2 or higher. You know, in case it falls out the back of the plane. And safety factor.
You pay a little extra for it, but what's money when peace of mind is at stake?

that's like, 500% wheelier than the industry leading wheel
California here we come.

Okay, but for real the spring suspension could be great for a rolling cart or something in my garage for jumping over extension cords or standing mats.
You think they'd say something like "wheel reinvented" if it weren't truly revolutionary, pun intended?
We had a baby stroller with similar wheels, they where indeed great. You could turn and push the thing with one finger.
just buy roller blade wheels
Have you already forgot? 24-year-old attempting to rollerblade across the entire US killed in hit-and-run
Does it come with AI, tho?
The suitcase probably has a display and an app you need to run to unlock it.
It's like a double wheel. A wheel^wheel^.
Is this for an office chair or luggage?
Yes.
office chair or suitcase?
Why not both?
Suitcase
A wall is a surface. Are they claiming this wheel is stable on a wall?
A lake is also a surface.
The sun has a surface, too. Bold claims for a wheel.
Gork not happy. Gork make new wheel.
This is the new Apple wheel.
"Technology we made and perfected! The roundest wheel we've ever made. The most advanced rolling technology the world has ever seen."
i mean, it's giving me some ideas how to add functional suspension to my bike, but other than that

