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A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a "wankerchief" that guys could keep around and calling it a "Peter Patter".
It definitely made me giggle far too much. It's a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.
When I'm at home I always wipe after pissing. While I'd take a pass on the piss rag in my pocket idea, the name still could apply to men's underwear. After all, our underwear is soaking up that unwiped piss already.
Im a dude and wiping with a single sheet of TP after peeing is a gamechanger Im never going back from.
There are dozens of us
I wanna say this was a thing on "the league"? I'm not sure what show it was on, but it definitely was and if my memory is right, it was the league.
I haven't used a urinal since 2001 for exactly this reason. Also, sitting to pee is the only way to go if one has an unfeasibly large prostate.
please, tell me what the piss incident of 2001 is I NEED TO KNOW!!
I also want to know how big a prostate is when it's unfeasibly large.
How does sitting sholve this issue?
can let your wee-wee dry longer, like a sock on the clothes drying rack
What a juvenile with that sentence. I prefer to use the word peepee.
Well weewee comes out of the peepee, That's just science. Weewee stops after puberty and becomes stinky pee. Peepee is still used as the John Doe if its bearer never named it or its name is unknown/private.
We learned this in school, so they were definitely not raised right.
There's a variety of reasons.
Firstly you're in less of a rush, so when the stream becomes a dribble you just wait. If you're standing you're more inclined to get impatient and rush off.
Secondly, the stream is easy to control but the dribble is more likely to fall on the floor, so sitting avoids that.
Finally, pushing your gooch from our asshole to your nuts squeezes out the remainder. Its way easier to do this sitting.
Yes, I'm an old guy managing an enlarged prostate.
Sitting while you pee is not recommended if you have an unfeasible large penis. I don't have one, I'm just saying.
The trick is to stop peeing before you shake it
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I do the helicopter as I'm peeing. But I prefer absolute chaos!
They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year.
Just sit down already, jesus christ
How would that help?
Imagine being 37 and never having cleaned your own toilet
Da hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen, in die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen.
(It doesn't help to shake and beat, into the pants goes the last drop)
We have a similar one in America it goes "no matter how much you wiggle and dance you always end up with some on your pants'
LPT: when you think you are done, push on your taint. You're welcome.
This is one reason I sit down to pee
The smart phones came first. Then came the aging prostate.
Yea, get yourself checked if that happens.
"If peeing your pants makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis."
Everyone who wants to avoid urinary incontinence issues should do pelvic floor exercises. I don't see it spoken about for men as much as women (women are advised to do this during and after pregnancy especially), but everyone can benefit from it.
To identify the feeling of contracting your pelvic floor muscles, try stopping peeing when you're mid stream (though this is just to help you identify them — you shouldn't regularly practice this way, as it can lead to UTIs).
The way to practice is to squeeze your pelvic floor muscles, trying not to pull your tummy in (or to squeeze your glutes). Hold this for two seconds, then relax. Repeat 10 times. Doing this daily is advised, and over time, you can increase the amount of time you hold the squeeze for to up to 10 seconds. Try to breathe normally while you do this exercise.
In addition to being the best way to prevent urinary incontinence, it can also help with sexual performance too. You can practice basically any time. I often find myself practicing while I'm in traffic, because it's something to help fill the time.
Do the helicopter to get it all out using centrifugal force. You're welcome.
We need penis clips... Like a bag of chips. I think exercising yo prostate like when you get a boner and you make that thang jump. Keep cranking for you health ya'll. Row row your boat gently down the stream. Life is embarrassing big whoop. Wanna fight about it.
Proof, as if it was needed, that we shouldn't be wearing pants. If it wasn't for "laws" and "public decency" I wouldn't.
All the advice is great, especially the taint squeeze (situation permitting), but maybe also get your prostate looked at.
Two close friends, identical twins, one had this problem and the other didn't. Doctor said it was the inflamed prostate.