LillyPip

joined 2 years ago
[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

No sympathy.

e: do you seriously expect me to care about your bad investment when my car (that I love and baby) is worth less than $5,000? Scrap yards exist. Your bad decision is worth more in parts than my home. And I am currently having to fight to keep my fucking car.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey man, you’re under no obligation to tell him, nor to defend him.

So stop defending him.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I guess that’s fair, though my 89 year old dad who’s also not terminally online knows this, so I have a hard time with excuses now.

Much as it sucks, if I see your boss’s husband driving that crime against fingers, I’m still gonna see him as a Nazi. Maybe someone should tell him, and show him the video.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, true. But we’re like several years past that now. If you could afford one of those sins against the design gods, you could afford to take the L by now.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Rage bait is boring.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 187 points 3 weeks ago (43 children)

Owning a cybertruck is an indication the driver is a Nazi. It was always an indicator of very poor taste, but now it marks you as a Nazi. Don’t bother trying to change my mind. I know it, my cat knows it, the mould in that tupperware I keep putting off opening in the far reaches of my fridge knows it.

No excuses now, and no bumper stickers will dissuade me. It’s been long enough, sell the thing or start sieg heiling.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fascists, Musk fanbois. That Venn diagram is nearly a circle.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That depends… how much money do you have? They’re not free.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

WAPO is dead. NYT is furiously giving hand jobs to whoever is promising not to kill them.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is objectively the best of all worlds.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think it would, but I also think it may just create a blockage that makes the cannon sort of explode, hurting anyone nearby?

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

That fact wasn’t so fun, but thx.

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