PrimeErective

God forbid vowels have a consistent pronunciation throughout a word

Zjog, zjoj, etc

Be my guest! Presumably it would also work with Brazil

Did you know there's an island near Italy with one million Sicilian people?

That's the biggest number I've ever heard

Damn, you're right. I think I see pineapple on the pizza

Swope

Still worth it to use swept typing though

You've peaked my interest

I think since it's in quotes, they mean the kind where it's not actually transparent and has the checkerboard background baked into the image

At least it's not Plagiarini