xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 5 months ago

i call that slammin’ and jammin’

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 120 points 5 months ago (1 children)

you don’t have to draw the shades all the way back just to let a bit of light in and brighten up the place

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 5 months ago

looks like they had a real hoot

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i never had my hot girl summer

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i been plonked

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 63 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i wish you many undeodorized pits on this blessed day

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 46 points 5 months ago

If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 75 points 5 months ago (8 children)

i mean look regardless of who’s allowed i still don’t wanna do pedophilia

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 5 months ago

Sounds tuft to deal with

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 5 months ago

I mean sometimes there’s people named Alberta

maybe they wanted to specify that this happened in the province and not in some miniaturized theme park inside of a person

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I repeat back something generic until someone corrects me

Good enough for management, good enough for me

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 6 months ago

Toto’s Dune theme plays

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