xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 43 points 1 month ago

it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?

“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”

“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago

get rocked, idiot

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That’s why I always shout “first to cum doesn’t have to clean up the mess”

I win every time 😎

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago

I mean it is technically correct

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

me giving relationship advice currently

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

a boon for some, a bane to others

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

who can stare at a vagina at a moment like this

his dogs are FULL out and you’re looking at his weird vagina

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Horny in a twisted way

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago

got a two-fer, eh?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i enjoy the cropping on this meme

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean I can’t because I’m Canadian but I too crave ranked voting

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No, you see, bombing brown children and preventing things from getting better is the same and bombing brown children and making things worse!!

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