xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 102 points 1 month ago (2 children)

can’t even have a public wank in peace anymore what is the world coming to

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

While you were lifting weights, I was studying the booty shorts

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 30 points 1 month ago (6 children)

the far left, like peanut butter, is soft, but resilient and creamy. The far right, like peanut brittle, is hard, but fragile.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Obviously the one going for armpit action at top right

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Over 12k strokes for the average man, if you were wondering

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 45 points 1 month ago (7 children)

The “then” referring to the PS3 era is hurting my joints

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

they have the two basic components, glasses and sun

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

rich as rich daddy balls

like the bejewelled kind

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 79 points 1 month ago (6 children)

They ceased ceasing fire

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 1 month ago

Someone will say psspsspsspsspsspss heyyy

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago

You might be joking but this is legit the reason why dogs look at you when they poop. They are vulnerable when they poop and look to you for reassurance / protection

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

General Grievous Diorama you sick bastard

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