xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

no thats what makes metals magnetic

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if deers are vegetarian why has it targeted me so

[–] xkbx@startrek.website -1 points 1 month ago

why is the UN so hell bent against OP?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

its spelt feromophnes

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 27 points 1 month ago (10 children)

The worst part is, I get it. There’s nothing that makes the primal drums pound in my head and set my ancestral needs aflame quite like a woman who has showered, worn light perfume, but I can tell hasn’t worn deodorant when I’m up close. If she reaches for that stick of deodorant, I’m grabbing it, breaking it in half, and raise its broken carcass in front of the other deodorant sticks so they may know fear.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

yeah but he could also be a freak in the sheets as well as a menace on the sheets ya know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i think you do gods work

the work of a god that hides in heaven because he fears his own creation

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

dammit

the 3 minutes i spent on this

wasted

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

did you know how fat her juggs were before you said that tho

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait why is your account not even 30 days old?

Haven’t you been posting for years?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

its not that i had sex

its that sex had me 😔

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