I am a stuttering serpent /s /s /s /s /s /s
xkbx
joined 2 years ago
Thank you, I specifically crafted this 3 hour slam death metal and goregrind compilation for my 5am beach walk by the residential area.
I mean there’s that one guy who said it felt like his dick was stuck in a goddamn pencil sharpener
that burrito doing the lord’s work
that’s sooooo sagittarius ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
okay so i am introverted but not hot so i thought i couldnt relate. but i am fairly tattooed, and since i am a fat guy, i tend to wear shorts and t shirts a lot. having people stare at the exposed parts of my body makes me both uncomfortably self-conscious and inflates my ego. is this what hot people feel like?
they don’t care about you or what you think. The whole point is to get you familiar with the product. Familiarity drives shopping. You’re not gonna remember 6 months ago when that detergent ad ruined your 3rd blindfolded Dark Souls 3 run with a taser for a controller, but tide WILL feel familiar, and therefore a safe option. People love to feel like they’re that one wolf among sheep when they get annoyed by an ad, but in the end the rich corps still win.
but on a positive note I love the memes you’ve posted
i like it when my pornography creeps up in non-porn places, but that’s because my crippling addiction to porn has made porn boring
recently i even jerked off to a rubik’s cube because it was the least porn thing i could think of
that slutty-ass cube
the hands do look weird, but this is also a goose wearing armour
Reminds me of that time my neighbour told me the mailman was fucking my wife, and I was like “hey, I’m jerkin’ here!”
ouh boy popcorn time again
I was looking for something that said “dad likes leather”