xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

the iconic stomp-stomp-clap replaced with slap-slap-ohhh yeaaaahhh

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago

fool, by commenting you’ve declared their post as really good

continuing to scroll or closing the app / browser would’ve been the only true rebuke

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what if i want money more

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still believe that I cannot be saved

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 131 points 1 month ago (7 children)

ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

im sorry for the embarrassment youve suffered but this is the funniest shit ive seen today

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

how babby formed

how girl get pregant

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Riding ‘round the airplane

With a pocket full of weed

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 55 points 1 month ago (5 children)

hey baby how low are your standards (☞゚∀゚)☞

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

five dozen, no less

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

they should ask RATM again I’m sure they’ll say yes, it’ll be fine, don’t worry. Just make sure to ask publicly

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing

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