sprinkle some glitter into a glue trap. That always gets them
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what if you maximized it and had four guys standing with their dicks tip-to-tip, so you could stroke each pair of cocks with one hand per pair?
I’m sure there are some downsides. For example, uh, there could be… some risk of chapped lips with the extended physical activity if you don’t hydrate enough.
yeah I hate having to force laughter at childhood cancer
I wish the doublest p for thee
masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score
woah so this is like mars bar but in undiluted form?
The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad
No, a lot of apes are pretty smart, and this one was likely tortured when it got things wrong until it got it right
It’s funny how I think cartoons from 10 years before are too old, and cartoons from 10 years after are too new, and everyone else experiences some variation of that depending on when they were born, and that all I’m left with is the feeling of time slipping away from me, like I was wrestling a greased up seal in a tub of oil
I wish my body made cartoon noises
am I too old or is this too loud