Not even wrong?
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2025
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Ohm sorry to be the voice of resistance here, but I don't think this joke has much potential in its current state.
Am pear
Gauss I walked into that one, but at least it's a coulomb!
("Cool one." I think I'm well past the point of reaching here.)
I think you’ve discharged all you can
You’re ready for a minute on Kill Tony.
I know someone with the surname "Ohm." I asked him if he would marry me, but he objected that he was already married and I was (at the time) in a committed relationship.
Don't know why you got downvoted. That's a neat and relevant anecdote.
All good. I appreciate the honest feedback from whomever expressed their opinion. Hopefully I caused them no harm.
Thank you also for the positive response!
I have a bag of batteries that need to go to the tox drop, thanks for the reminder.
I labeled them "BAD-tteries," though. My daughter did not think this was very funny.
If it elicits a groan, it's peak dad humor.
My box is labelled “AA Meeting”
Fantastic work. Really charges me up.
What's in the box?
Uh, guess?
No, that's the problem! That and the volts.
I was told you’re not supposed to dump your batteries into a bucket like that
At least glass should not melt from the battery fluid, shouldn't it?
They should probably tape off the contacts to reduce the risk of forming a circuit, yeah.
Just cover the terminals of any 9V battery so they don’t short.
Believe it or not, this was posted within the last couple of months.
Straight to jail.