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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 106 points 4 days ago (5 children)

New velociraptor just dropped!

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's a reason he has forward-facing eyes...

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How do you think he got so big?

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Rumor has it that he ate a full grown man, and that the human bones are still inside.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Big Bird picking off residents of Sesame Street, one by one.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

Big bird’s mouth is one of like 3 hard surfaces on a muppet’s body. Everyone has the eyes, but big bird has a stiff, hunter’s peck. If I had more time, I’d write a snippet on it

No way, velociraptor was way smaller, you're thinking of utahraptor

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago

That’s a T-Rex.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Wouldn't it make more sense if he were a quetzalcoatlus?

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 75 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Unfortunate that they used an AI image to represent it though. It's added another horn to the triceritops

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's added another horn to the triceritops

Nah, the quadceratops was just the limited deluxe edition for the Kickstarter backers

I hear they released a single "gold edition" T-Rex with adorable little dragon wings on its back. Fluffy, of course

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Where do you think the tri comes from.

[–] HowdyLemmy@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Na, he's pointing out the fourth horn.

I only see three. I assumed the mouth one is a beak. Was trying to make a joke btw.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

When are we bringing back the Chocobo?

20 per cent more fluffy!

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It reminds me of this one. Sure you could make a case for selection based on breeding qualities but that's a huge investment for just looking good. I think this guys take is more plausible.

I mean, look at the super chonky neck bones.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 36 points 4 days ago
[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 32 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Cant wait for furry artists to draw fluffy dinosaurs.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

on it! 🫡

[–] JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago

Oh I'm gonna use Emotional Support Fact from here on out.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who is this Durham guy and why does it feel like 80% of tweets I see posted are his?

[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Seriously, why is this guy posted so much? Most of his posts are more cringe than funny.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

I can't wait to watch jurassic quack.

[–] ChristerMLB@piefed.social 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that's a fake picture actually

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 23 points 3 days ago

I’ve seen a real picture of dinosaurs and can confirm this is not real.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nintendo's going to have to sue the entire field of paleontology now.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Imagine a T.Rex but its a giant parrot with teeth instead.