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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 118 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I feel like a real plumber would look at this, and just say "Now what the hell have you got going on HERE??? NO NO NO NO NO!!!! This is all wrong! Copper pipes aren't meant to be an asthetic! Why are there so many stupidly designed pipes??? And what the hell are you doing to that wrench???? Nooooo, none of this adds up! This isn't real! This has to be a simulation! I'm living in a simulation! A poorly made simulation!"

Then he takes out a gun to kill himself, but it morphs into several tangled copper pipes vaguely resembling a gun and shoots out water.

"THATS NOT HOW PIPES WORK!!! IT'S NOT EVEN CONNECTED TO ANYTHING!!! WHERE'S THE WATER SOURCE???"

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 81 points 1 month ago (5 children)

love the pipe connecting the two corners of the sink, that's very useful

[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Them is load-bearing pipes!!

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like that everything is connected to the van lol.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The van which is missing its front right wheel..

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[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Real plumber:

"This needs more copper pipes, I charge by the hour and for materials and oh boy are both of those expensive."

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[–] etherphon@piefed.world 68 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 20 points 1 month ago
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[–] Zier@fedia.io 61 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does anyone have the phone number for this company? I was hoping to find someone to install a sink in my driveway.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Sorry, best they can do is drive their van into your bathroom.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago

A sink that draws water from your pocket?

Sign me up!

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If we ever get sanity back in this country, can we ban the government from making faux-Soviet propaganda posters with AI?

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What the fuck did they do to that sink?

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

Applied a fuck-ton of torque to them puny sink fasteners!

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What they can't even use the good image generators? They gotta use this GPT3 bullshit with the pipes all nonsensical?

[–] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

The biggest time saver of AI is its implicit permission to not care about the result.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They are actually stealing all the copper to pay for meth

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Their disgusting over use of AI shows that they don't respect human workers anyway; even many of the current republican voters will understand this, and jump ship.

Their overuse of AI imagery shows that they believe in post truth leadership. Trump posted a fucking picture of himself walking with a star wars aliens and passed it off as real.

Then the official disclosure (also lies) described that species as being like 4 feet tall, rather than taller than Trump, showing he has no attention to detail and doesn't even read his own memos.

Can someone actually fucking deal with this deranged despot? The most expensive thing we can do to the Zionist regime in Israel is force them to buy another president. Get Trump out of the oval office.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

guess being an artist or photographer isn't a skill that pays off

[–] BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Not until you're rich enough to launder your wealth with it

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 33 points 1 month ago

INSUFFICIENT PATRIOTISM DETECTED. GENERATE ADDITIONAL AMERICAN FLAGS.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Can’t even get the flag right.

What the fuck kinda tool is she supposedly using?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A pipe wrench, natch!
She's got a half-crescent wrench in her swanky tool belt too!

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[–] Amberskin@europe.pub 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So they have to use an AI to get a picture of a damn sink???

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[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"You see the problem here is that there's just far too many pipes. You brought your good tools, right?"

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pretty sure a pipe wrench isn't supposed to be a wrench made of pipes.

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[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)
  • plumbing is not on the front of a sink (obviously)
  • why the fuck would he need a pipe wrench that big when all of the pipes in the view appear to be soldered copper?
  • what tool is she actually using?
  • what purpose would the wrench on her right hip serve in a closed loop system like this?
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[–] bss03@infosec.pub 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The pipes and tools are crazy, but I also think we've got some sort of half-hover van in the back? I swear there's a wheel missing, and I don't think the frame is square / straight / structurally sound.

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

Always disappointed, never surprised.

[–] urandom@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Where's the front tire guys? WHERE IS IT?!?!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago

Our totally real pipeman is pointing at where it went off to

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Trump admin really fucking does try to butcher everything I consider sacred.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm sorry for what happened to your sink.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Ummm, I'm not sure about those pipes...

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 month ago

...Nnnot that I want to defend the Soviet Union, but their propaganda poster artists did stuff just like this, except they didn't put absolutely cursed piping things in the illustrations, and this despite the fact the artists were probably hella drunk or something.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

You would think a federal department would at least check to make sure the flag patch isn't on backwards. The blue field should be leading in the direction of forward movement, dipshits.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

americans are obsessed with their nazi rag.
Have to slap it on everything.
Imagine not having one on your plumber uniform or karate kimono.

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[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What the hell is a van doing in the loo, anyway?

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Oh god.....I know I commented earlier on this thread, but I didn't notice the toolbelt! The wrench is only half a wrench!!!

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Billionaires: "The best thing we can do for you is to have you manage our flow of shit and piss."

[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“See that over there? It’s the end of America.”

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Not shown: the invasive government-mandated genital inspections these slop-generated plumbers had to undergo before they were allowed in the same slop-generated bathroom together.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

"See that guy over there, he knows what he's doing. Fuck if I know what we're building. Anyway... your tool looks cooler than mine, can I try it?"

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

Right now, some MAGAt is replicating this plumbing to own the libs

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 month ago

Slopportunity knocks

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Looks like the old socialist realist posters

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