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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

He did say sorry and that's a stereotype.

[–] wraekscadu@vargar.org 2 points 4 hours ago

Then you have the American getting an STD from their fin Dom and blaming it on the Canadian

[–] freeusething@fedinsfw.app 3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

What I don’t understand is how anyone is capable of believing that a terribly lit picture of them tugging on their wiener over the toilet is sexually appealing.

Dicks are beautiful when they’re framed with respect. There’s so much variety in size, color, shape… Grindr is a good place to go if you want art references because you’ll see how crazy different guys dicks are from each other. But so few men spend more than 5 seconds thinking about how to properly display their assets.

Dick portraiture must be a profession, or at the very least a hobby.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 1 points 3 hours ago

Because due to law of large numbers, it has worked for someone. The 99% who are disgusted by it are just a collateral damage. Of course it might have been a much more artistic picture of a dick, but that gets glossed over.

There's always the exhibition and degrading kink to consider as well. Flashers do exists and sending a random dick pick is rather easy. For the degrading kink, sending a random dick pick is sure way to get at least some insults or disgust effect.

There might be just ego or inflated self esteem in the play as well.

Though just for clarification, I'm not in any way defending it. I'm probably more baffled by most sexual behaviors than the average person. I have just been curious over the drivers of most sexual behaviors.

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Hi, thanks for asking, could You describe it first, before showing actual offer? I'd like to take my time on that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

well it's in a jar and garlic dill flavored

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I actually did a version of this when I offered nudes to someone in public on a Discord server, she declined and I was like "thought so".

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

.... this is confusing to me.

Like... you're doing a kind of power move, but like, in reverse.

...hrm.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

The entire server went horny crazy, I was like "well, I have no problem just giving people nudes".

I eventually said as much.

100% sure even if I am physically attractive, my personality is unfuckable.

But that is ok.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Ok so it actually was a power move to essentially bonk everyone and send them to horny jail.

That does actually make sense, as a tactic.

You basically called everyone's bluff.

... but I also do need to tell you that there are solutions to an 'unfuckable personality'.

One is a ball gag.

Another is ... you can actually change.

Yet another is... if you are genuienly ok with that... well then that actually is just fine.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

No, I feel something is wrong with me, and I can't claw my way out of it.

So just had to detach zen-style. I applied this to all aspects of life.

I feel a lot of it is being poor on both time and money, and burnout.

I also pretty much am already being investigated with heavy suspicion of ADHD.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Addendum:

I, as well, enjoy games with power moves.

... send me your nudes >:D

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, I would not usually even consider for a dude, but fuck it, have to reward that.

How do you want me? Also, without undies too?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Send me whatever you were going to send them.

... probably in a DM. Unless... you ... want to horny bonk all of lemmy. ... I guess you could post to gone wild ... ?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 19 minutes ago

And addendum: think I uglified as fuck since as well, so your funeral xD

After I get alone time home.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

Personally, think I was just going to post myself in underpants? Even I'm not that you know.

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Really tired of the association between "Canadian" and "polite." Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks too, and they share those pics incessantly. Don't let some of them read this and then think to themselves, "I'm polite about my grainy, unfocused, dick pics even if I don't always ask, because I'm Canadian."

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks

It really is rude to compose shots so poorly.

It's like they've never bothered to learn to crank that F-stop while increasing the exposure to get that shallow depth of field. It gives an illusion of depth.

I like to use a 60mm prime lens on an MFT to give it a crop-factor equivalent of 120mm.

And go with a snooted strobe to get that shadow detail. Ring flashes are lazy and have no chatacter.

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

See, I get you're joking, but I'm not clear if it's because you're a hobbyist who saw an opportunity to info dump a bit for hyperbole, or if you're using that hyperbole to suggest that it is an unrealistic expectation for dick pics to look sexy in any way possible (rather than just a dimly lit, unclear shot of someone's unmaintained and unwashed patchy pubes and greasy dick)

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

The real joke for the shutterbugs was the 60mm lens on the micro four-thirds camera.

It's for macro photography. Sample (safe) picture from the lens using the end of a ballpoint pen:

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

I need this set up for my dick pics.

Make it look huge

[–] GalacticRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, clearly not a lot of photographers in here.

[–] Aedaz_@lemmy.zip 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I highly doubt anyone is taking this seriously.

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Of course not, that's why it's a problem. Don't act like you are unaware of the conception I'm talking about. I'm saying that the fact that it can be evoked and accepted so easily is a problem given that Canadians are hardly more polite than anyone else, and many if not most of them are bigoted in some major way.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

This would win brownie points

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 104 points 1 day ago (4 children)

When dudes open up with a dick pic on Grindr I am just like "Good. They have the item I'm looking for in stock."

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Damn imagine if there was a shortage of dicks

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Have you been on Grindr? Nothing but bottoms. There totally is a shortage of dick lol

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not quite sure how to feel about that. Is it that easy for tops or like, is it a honeypot for tops?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 hours ago

I mean, I'm not a top, so I don't really know haha

[–] CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 6 points 14 hours ago

What a horrible time to join

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Damn, maybe I should consider turning gay

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You could always do they like do in mexico (from my experience, anyway), you're totally straight so long as you only top or get head. You're only gay if you're the bottom/pasivo.

Do this, and increase the percentage of tops on Grindr. Lol. Right now they're at a buffet, and they're way too damn picky for it lmao

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago

The s is hilarious to find out that they carry my logic. Before I had kids I used to joke with my friends I'm fine with my kids being gay so long as they pitch and not catch lol

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Eh? What are you on aboot?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

we hit land in an hour, why?

also how could you tell, that's kind of creepy. creepier than me, so i need to lkearn this skill

[–] CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I call fake! The initial question didn't end with "eh?"

Buncha hosers!

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