Life is fine balanced between dumb luck and fuck you in particular.
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He's just Jewish
Jewish people blaspheme by writing God, YHWY, Yahweh, or Jehovah. This is where we get euphamisms such as "My Lord", "Eloheim", and others i cant remember.
Tbf it is kind of like drawing a picture of Mohammed and then putting hentai black censor bars over it
We're censoring the word 'God' now? Fuck me sideways.
Yup, my username is now Gratefullyg*dless.
I've had my 3 genie wishes planned out since I was a kid, but I'm starting to think if I can use a lot of commas in each wish I should be able to squeeze them down to 2 and use my 3rd one to wish for everyone who self-censors internet images or post titles to burst into flame.
Beaten to death with a giant asterisk.
In this economy? Burying the bodies would bankrupt half their families. I haven't heard anything about spontaneous human combustion in decades now, and it's time we get that back in the news.
It's typical in Judaism and some branches of Christianity. But why would someone who doesn't believe in God do it like the creator of this meme ?
I literally just think its funny to censor certain random words, like G*d, Br*tish or b*n*n*
Religions are so weird with their little arbitrary and inconsequential rules.
I think Jewish people have been doing this for a long time
Gid? Gad? I think it’s Gad.
G3D
We're on a mission from Gad.
Göd
Had there not been a change of regime, we could have had an alternate future with that getting censored.
Jod
Oh my gahd. Slay~~
The different kid didn’t have enough faith!
He didn't listen to George Michael.
Dont question the ways of god✨✨🗣😇💸💸💸💸💸🐸
Always question G*d though, who knows what he did to be censored like that.
I mean it's an * so it could be Good, Grand, Goad, Grind, Guard, or Greyhound.
I'm assuming they meant G?d though.
Wouldn’t that be .* ?
Goon squad
Stuff like this always makes me think it must be either rage bait or engagement bait.
Speaking as an expert, it is.
Git Gud
Get God
He didn't believe hard enough☠️
Skill issue
It’s all part of a bigger plan!!! /s
Atleast in the old testament there's the threat of god to hold grudge at future generations.
Ehh, i think people genuinely believing in all that are dull to be polite.
God just hates child amputees.
Life isn’t fair, never has been
And whoever says otherwise, is trying to sell something.