JennaR8r

Seeing Michelle dancing to that Bruno Mars song on the Ellen show was, um, nuts.

Apparently ya gotta be loud to be heard. Shuddup Jack Black. Let some more important people have a moment in the spotlight.

I thought it's a diarrhea rug.

because they thought [tomatoes] were poisonous

Ok but then it turns out that TOMATOES are part of the nightshade family (along with EGGPLANT and those are the only two I know off the top of my head) which have been shown to contribute to depression & other ailments.

I thought moons & planets always appear generally round from a distance. This lumpy irregularly-shaped Phobos looks like an asteroid.

Uh-oh. I guess this means I should show up to the polls next time. And vote for the less-bad candidate.

But I hate it. I HATE ALL OF IT.

Aah yes chocolate is a lovely reward for not stabbing anyone.

I don't drink coffee. What alternative rewards are available to me for being kinda awake & reading words & not stabbing anyone?

She's like another violet08.

Is this implying that everyone on those stranded-on-a-desert-island shows are just actors and they stay in hotels and live comfortably when the camera isn't on them?