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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Linux shell also has... a thing going on.

touch
top
mount
man
fsck
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hancock@retrolemmy.com 1 points 35 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 minutes ago* (last edited 19 minutes ago)
[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 hours ago

Oh, I KISS all the time!

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 25 minutes ago

--verbose is for when you want dirty talk

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

We're good with technology, so we're VERY easily able to find our EXACT preferred porn for our EXACT fetishes. That snowballs.

Also, forget ALT-TAB. We Linux users LOVE having keyboard shortcuts for completely different desktops... for reasons.

[–] joe@lemmy.today 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 1 points 3 hours ago

Some of us aren't repressed!

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Software, firmware, and hardware.

[–] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 46 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

haha forking processes and killing children

wait

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Daemon spawning mmm

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 14 points 12 hours ago

Remove child from parent using fork

:)

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

you cannot create art if you aren't horny.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 24 minutes ago

Isn't Morrissey asexual?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 32 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Oh my god I'm sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You're just so pretty...

[–] cbazero@programming.dev 13 points 20 hours ago

I dumped my core so fast ...

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Construction is like this too.

Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

Edit, nailing studs.

[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

Had any "Full penetration butt welds" lately?

[–] Denvil@piefed.world 30 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

how do you know someone's from Cincinnati?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

[–] Denvil@piefed.world 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 9 points 21 hours ago

Some men are born great
Some men achieve greatness
... and some are from Ohio

Political slogan from the 1840's Presidential campaign ("Tippacanoe and Tyler too!")

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 17 hours ago

touch grass

[–] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 8 hours ago

I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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That one is frowned upon by some cultures.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

there are so many links that i've clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Wait till you get into game development. You'll be doing a lot of parent/child relationship, and killing orphans.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Just wait until you learn about buttplug.io!

[–] tauonite@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Vibe coding before it was cool

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 3 points 16 hours ago

The only good kind of vibe coding*

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

With cargo mommy integration for all the horny people rusting

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We used to finger our users too.

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[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 day ago

I think there are 4 reasons:

  1. Most people are very horny
  2. It people are very online
  3. A lot of it people are obsessive with it, consequently easily identifiable as such.
  4. Other professions aren't as identifiable, or online.
[–] vrek@programming.dev 19 points 1 day ago

Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 22 hours ago

It's all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Tell me more about Alice's brother Bob's sisters.

Maybe they can help me find a new way to decompress.

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