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[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago

And ppl wonder why the younger gens are terrified of doing anything fun or risky.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They need to bring back home ec.

Basic cooking, nutrition and finance. How taxes work, voting, credit, bills and even dealing with cops (be respectful, no sudden movements, know your rights, shut the fuck up).

How to adult for kids who don't get taught at home.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

Agreed. School focuses too much on stem. It should be there to prepare you for life. Go to Uni if you want to advance in stem.

School should also teach other basics like taxes, finance and budgeting.

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 hours ago

To be fair to him, if you've never specifically cooked meat in an oven I can see how you'd think "grill -> like barbecue -> place directly on grill".

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Did this guy never watch anything being cooked ever?!?! A broiler pan is basically what he’s doing but with a pan underneath. Isn’t it just common sense to put something underneath it?!? It’s a wonder he didn’t burn his apt down. This has got to be fake …

But who knows. I know people that dumb.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The amount of photos i have seen of frozen pizzas 'melting’ through the oven racks when people cook without a tray makes me beleive 100% this is real.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

In fairness, the instructions for a lot of frozen pizzas say to do exactly that.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

How's he supposed to know if nobody every taught him?

[–] Armok_the_bunny@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

"Common sense" is rarely all that common.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

I operate strange new machines all the time. There's usually some kind of instructions or video. Never activate the device without trying to figure it out first, you won't even know what sort of personal protective equipment to wear.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

You’re not wrong. But dang some things seem kinda obvious.

You guys got home ec? 😞

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"I wonder what this flat sheet of metal that fits perfectly into my oven is for"

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

That's a cookie sheet. It's for cookies. Duh.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

I had to do a double take at 'blood'. I thought, my god, what manner of cooking is he doing? Does he pick doves out of the air and cook them without bleeding them?

No. He just thinks what comes out when you cook meat is blood. He would think that though.. given the rest of the conversation.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 33 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

My sister once had a roommate who asked her what goes into a grilled cheese sandwich. She said just two pieces of bread and a slice of cheese. A few minutes later she found the roommate in the kitchen staring at a plain cheese sandwich on a plate. "Something wrong?" she asked. Roommate replied (I shit you not), "How is this supposed to melt the cheese?"

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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Did their parents always take them out to eat or order food, because, more than not taking home ec, they would have had to be completely blind to any cooking going on in the house their whole lifetime?

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 hours ago

Mom cooks while he games in his room

[–] VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world 27 points 13 hours ago (10 children)

I use cook my ramen noodles in the bowl I would eat them out of

Looking back that's incredibly stupid but my thought at the time was, "I got to put the noodles in something, how about a bowl?"

So I'd put the noodles in a bowl (glass or porcelin or whatever they're made out of these days), pour water in, put it on the stove

Lucky the bowl never exploded on me

Why a pot wasn't the first thing that came to my mind I'll never know... Weirdly, I don't know when I realized I was being stupid. Just one day I was like, "I should put my noodles in a pot"

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I use cook my ramen noodles in the bowl I would eat them out of

Seems pretty normal, just pour the kettle into the bowl…

stove

Oh, oh no…

[–] forbiddencherry@lemmy.today 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Depending on the ramen this works in the microwave, as long as the bowl is microwave safe.

However, I've gotten into ramen that you drain (chopsticks work great to help drain, no colander needed!) after cooking so I've had to be slightly less lazy. Plus I can microwave the frozen veggies on a paper plate while the ramen's cooking on the stove. Then eat it from the saucepan!

EDIT: had intended to reply to the parent post, sorry about that!

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I also like draining them and scatter-frying with an egg and veggies, cheese, or whatever

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[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I baked most things on a baking sheet or just a sheet of aluminum foil.

Except pizza. Pizza I just put right on the rack because that's the only way to get the crust crispy. But even this horrified my wife.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

I don't know if homemade pizza is any different, but I get very nice crispy crusts with a tray. Store-bought frozen pizza goes directly on the rack here only because they don't fit on my trays.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago

If youre talking about frozen pizzas, many of them to tell you to put it right in the rack.

[–] spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

That's how you're supposed to cook pizza if you don't have a perforated pizza pan or a pizza stone. No one wants a soggybottompizza. Well some people might and they are psychopaths

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