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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 hours ago

They actually showed bits of both speeches on TV news around here (I'm not in the US) and these guys are like a clown version of the Nazis.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I'm sorry, but... is this a Facebook meme? This is the oldest source I could find:

https://www.facebook.com/karl.j.martin/posts/would-very-much-like-to-believe-the-rumor-that-officers-attending-todays-hegseth/10231055132182749/

It's almost certainly not real.

I know it's not going to get taken down, but:

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[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 112 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (5 children)

Here, too, the sheer ridiculousness of the regime once again obscures its criminal intentions.

Statements such as these are then completely ignored:

We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement, just common sense, maximum lethality and authority for warfighters.

Pete Hegseth Source

This obviously means that all moral conventions, humanitarian principles, and international agreements are being thrown overboard—in other words, absolute ruthlessness, Israel-style.

This is the face of America today: a grotesque grimace of fascist malice.

[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 44 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

This open statement that we're no longer concerned with adhering to Geneva Convention standards should have made these military leaders sick.

The contradiction that we're going to simultaneously hold all personnel to higher standards of grooming, fitness, etc while removing the obligation to adhere to any semblance of legal authority makes it crystal clear that cruelty is the point of all of this.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 30 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

Don't worry, since many of the Geneva Conventions were in response to Canadian Military actions at war, if the orange turd sends troops for his 51st state bullshit, we'll come up with a whole new list of things for Geneva to add to the convention and his cronies can get some first hand experience on why those rules exist.

We're nice neighbours and allies, but don't become our enemy.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I think about half of the US wouldn't mind if you got a little pre-emptive with that

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Ive already got some war crimes planned just in case. Keep those dog tags on, boys. Theyre gonna need it to identify your remains.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

Step 1. Inform the 22me that they no longer have regulations except for Geneva.

Step 2. Look away and prepare the medical support for the enemy wounded.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 19 points 15 hours ago

I mean that pretty much sums up MAGA and Trump's administration. "We're going to hold the groups of people we don't like to an impossible standard while the people we do like are immune to any consequences." Cause it's pretty obvious that Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump have no respect for soldiers other than their usefulness as pawns.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 10 points 15 hours ago

Geneva convention rules protect our troops just as much as they protect our enemy's troops. Openly suggesting that we disregard those rules actively puts our troops in danger.

I know they haven't actually said we are disregarding the rules, as of yet, but they certainly are hinting that's what they want. Other countries will take note, and issue orders accordingly.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 30 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Jesus Christ that’s grim and inhuman shit. “Stupid rules of engagement”?? Stupid things like reducing civilian casualties and not turning the populace against you? This is how empires fall.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 19 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

For Hegseth, he’s horny to prove how tough he actually is since he has a chip on his shoulder after being outed as a “dangerous insider” before Sleepy Joe’s inauguration.

For Trump, he just wants to burn America down since we ruined his special secret time with little children by taking down Epstein and his feeble, ancient brain only knows narcissistic revenge. He doesn’t give a shit as long as we are as hurt as he was having his favorite thing taken away from him.

Notice how it’s not just “the worst people for the job”, it’s always “people with a chip on their shoulder about America”. It’s always the moronic shitbag crazies who can’t ever be wrong even when they clearly are, and now they’d fucking legislating it. They’re codifying “I say that I’m right and fuck you” into policy.

They want the kingdom all for themselves to manifest their false reality, and they’ll burn it all down if they don’t get their way.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Dibs on some of the ashes!

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

It's working so well for Israel, everyone loves them now.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Hey Pete I’m an enemy of your country and I might even be plotting to take out JD Vance.

Come at me you fucking sausage. I’m going to bring Jihad against the whole of America. 😂

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[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 14 hours ago

Where's Fitz when you need him?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

And how in any sane way does he think any of that is 'common sense'?

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago

They just adapted incel / Maga recruitment methods to try and reel in the tops of the world, for real? Those work on incel / Maga, because they're downtrodden and insecure, but arrogant, want not to be, but don't have the insight or the ego to permit self improvement.

People don't get to the top with a personal failings like that, being angry at the world, types, don't ever get to top jobs, they were talking to grownups, thinking their magical words will cause them a world wide army. Holy fk I can't decide if thier levels of God syndrome are hilarious, in the face of the level of danger this presents. I mean, they're not dangerous in the sense that no one would listen to them, other than the dickheads like them. But, damn!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 47 points 18 hours ago

I'd like to see the first line changed to "Everybody's calling them" because

  1. The generals didn't get to be generals without knowing when to keep their mouths shut.

  2. You don't have to be military to enjoy this crack. I'm definitely going to be part of that everybody.

And also

  1. Trump's favorite way of manufacturing and spreading lies is to say "Everybody's" and "People are" saying whatever it is.
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 67 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder how much this meeting cost the tax payers. It wasn’t free to fly all the generals to this location and put them up for however long it was required.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 28 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Millions, probably at least 8 figures.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 14 hours ago

So what's that in golf holidays for Trump?

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

So 0.00001% of the annual military budget…

[–] Steve@startrek.website 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

How much is that in schools?

[–] iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

One of my local schools just up and disappeared in a puff of smoke. I couldn't make out the green numbers that were hanging in the air for awhile afterwards to see how much budget it got them back.

[–] bold_atlas@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Look at the timing. This meeting took place the day before the shut down. These dumb saps aren't getting any travel vouchers. Hell they're not even getting paid this month!

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 74 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

"And if you don't like what I'm saying, you can leave the room. Of course, there goes your rank, there goes your future, but you just feel nice and loose, OK, because we're all on the same team. And I was told that, sir, you won't hear -- you won't hear a murmur in the room. I said, we got to loosen these guys up a little bit. So you just have a good time."

[–] unclejeeves@lemmy.world 33 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's word-for-word part of his opening remarks. Don't worry - it rapidly becomes more incoherent from there.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 11 hours ago

To take some of Trump's credit, he struggled a lot and it was a mess even if mildly coherent.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 15 hours ago

I don't remember all of it, but some of that is literally what he said.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I was kinda hoping when the orange titbag told them if they didn't like what was said they could leave, that they would all rise up and rush the stage to show them what real soldiers think of loudmouth pussies

[–] bold_atlas@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

They wouldn't dare risk their pensions or their cushy post retirement job at a military contractor corporation.

But don't worry. When and if this regime falls, they're going to write SO MANY books about patriotism and fighting the good fight and how they secretly hated having to mulch all those civilian protesters and how it's unfair to put them on trial for following orders.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I used to work for a software company that spent its time chasing military contracts. We had a whole corridor with offices for the retired colonels we had hired who never came into work. I had a friend in HR so I knew what everybody in the company made; the colonels all made in the neighborhood of $200,000 a year. Not a bad no-work gig at all, especially when that money was on top of their pensions. I can't imagine the kind of money the fucking generals and admirals pull.

Us programmers used to sneak into the colonels' offices to "work" -- which really meant "nap" -- confident that we would be undisturbed. I especially liked it because I didn't have to hold in my farts.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

No Fat Men & Little Boy Molester.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

So something about this I don’t get. Didn’t they relax the standards because they couldn’t get enough people for Cyber Security Command? Do they just think these people are gonna magically start working out?

Oh that’s right, they don’t think.

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[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 25 points 20 hours ago

And no I didn't say thank you

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Please tell me this is actually happening

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I haven't seen any confirmation. I think it's just a joke meme.

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 10 points 19 hours ago
[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Good god, he looks like a freaking dunce in that photo. What an embarrassment

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (8 children)
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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Wouldn’t that be great if I could have the faith in our military leaders to mock trump instead of saving their own positions and paychecks by bending the knee.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

This is slightly encouraging.

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